Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:30 AM
I want to eat you
↳Anonymous

i can’t tell if you’re coming on to me or if you’re a cannibal. it’s a mystery

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:30 AMvia / original608,821 notes

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:29 AMvia / original5,250 notes
nymphoninjas:

nakedcuddles:
 
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amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:29 AMvia / original87,391 notes

cloudyjenn:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

You can also use a knife wedged gently under the lid and pushed against the jar to release the seal.  Boom, it’ll open easy as pie and no man required.  

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:27 AMvia / original290,978 notes

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:27 AMvia / original72,570 notes
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haveabiscuit-potter:

accio-percabeth:

BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS
HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE

Okay so I never (like… never) put captions on posts. I’m breaking my own rule for this one.
This scene makes me so fucking emotional and it just reinforces the fact that Minerva McGonagall is such an important (yet drastically forgotten and overlooked) character and person in Harry’s life.
The only other person Harry on whom Harry tried to use the Cruciatus curse was Bellatrix, right after she killed Sirius.
The indignation and hatred Harry felt toward Amycus Carrow spitting in Professor McGonagall’s face equalled that of Bellatrix killing his godfather.
I could go on about how much of a mother figure McG was to Harry for ages (like hELLO SHE WAITED ALL DAY SITTING ON A WALL IN HER ANIMAGUS IN LITTLE WHINGING TO SEE WHERE DUMBLEDORE WAS LEAVING BABY HARRY AND THEN TOTALLY TOLD HIM OFF BECAUSE SHE KNEW THE DURSLEYS WOULD TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT).
But the fact that this scene was left out of the final film - that Harry fucking torturing a Death Eater was deemed not important enough - makes me so angry because this scene shows so much of his character and his deep love and admiration for such an important person… And we all know that Dame Maggie Smith would have killed this on screen.

haveabiscuit-potter:

accio-percabeth:

BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE

Okay so I never (like… never) put captions on posts. I’m breaking my own rule for this one.

This scene makes me so fucking emotional and it just reinforces the fact that Minerva McGonagall is such an important (yet drastically forgotten and overlooked) character and person in Harry’s life.

The only other person Harry on whom Harry tried to use the Cruciatus curse was Bellatrix, right after she killed Sirius.

The indignation and hatred Harry felt toward Amycus Carrow spitting in Professor McGonagall’s face equalled that of Bellatrix killing his godfather.

I could go on about how much of a mother figure McG was to Harry for ages (like hELLO SHE WAITED ALL DAY SITTING ON A WALL IN HER ANIMAGUS IN LITTLE WHINGING TO SEE WHERE DUMBLEDORE WAS LEAVING BABY HARRY AND THEN TOTALLY TOLD HIM OFF BECAUSE SHE KNEW THE DURSLEYS WOULD TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT).

But the fact that this scene was left out of the final film - that Harry fucking torturing a Death Eater was deemed not important enough - makes me so angry because this scene shows so much of his character and his deep love and admiration for such an important person… And we all know that Dame Maggie Smith would have killed this on screen.

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:25 AMvia / original19,987 notes
bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

bit3yourlip:

Such a way with words

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:24 AMvia / original177,149 notes
spicy-vagina-tacos:

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME

THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE

spicy-vagina-tacos:

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE

OKAY

SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF

AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME

THIS FUCKING GUY

GOODBYE

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:24 AMvia / original20,031 notes
what if legolas dies in bofta i will scream
↳Anonymous

elvenkingthrandy:

image

gee….something tells me that he wont

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:23 AMvia / original375,048 notes

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:23 AMvia / original156,294 notes

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:22 AMvia / original55,817 notes

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

Wed. Jul 30, 2014. 12:21 AMvia / original28 notes
spermbanked:

nice 

spermbanked:

nice 

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