Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:37 PMvia / original241,970 notes

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:37 PMvia / original521,635 notes

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:37 PMvia / original7,978 notes
Is Sherlock Watson good enough for you?

iamjohnlocked4life:

couldntpossiblycomment:

I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:

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When Sherlock says “I think it could work”

He’s saying I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”

And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:

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And Sherlock just:

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And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.

Oh god, this hurts so good. I can’t stop feeling over this (>_<)

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:36 PMvia / original545,100 notes

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:30 PMvia / original810 notes
"1000 Miles by Team Lads" [Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 73 - Galacticraft Part 2]

achievementhunteraudio:

Video Here

Located at: 21:29 - 22:13

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:29 PMvia / original162,536 notes

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 4:28 PMvia / original30,766 notes

molebucks:

the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 11:30 AMvia / original80,824 notes
concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 11:30 AMvia / original17,661 notes

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 11:29 AMvia / original28,935 notes

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 11:26 AMvia / original253,587 notes

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 11:26 AMvia / original68,587 notes
fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 10:26 AMvia / original33,419 notes

kami-del-antro:

rider-waite:

she wears short skirts i wear a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.

she’s cheer captain and i’m ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

Words to live by

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 10:26 AMvia / original1,274 notes

howtobreakthespell:

charles xavier tells it like it is

Wed. Sep 17, 2014. 10:24 AMvia / original164,544 notes

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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